Daivd LaChapelle
Ive decided this shouldn’t go into my porfolio….but its still funny and worth sharing.
Easy Tiger
Tiger Woods was feeling all alone,
So he decided to go ahead and pick up his phone
He sent a sexy text message
To the girl that takes off all the dresses.
It was getting pretty late,
But he had already ate
So he just took a little drive
And found a nice little dive.
Tiger had all the sexy chicks
Hopefully he wouldn’t act too quick…
It could be a mean, nasty trick
He had the whole litter from which would take his pick
Angela, Missy, Julie, Joy
Oh boy?!
Maybe he’s gone too far
We all knew him as the big golf star,
But now he’s in hiding
Scared of all his wife’s fighting.
He was oh so sure,
He’d win the next PGA Tour.
Too bad all his glory
Could be a special on Maury.
The End.
